Philip. 24. SoCal.

I am the combined efforts of all my friends.

 

me: *on my phone*

grandma: do you ever put that thing down?

me: *puts phone down*

me: why did you ruin the economy?

i-mahu:

miituna-sandwiich:

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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What

There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!

simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!