Philip. 24. SoCal.
I am the combined efforts of all my friends.
me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?
Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF