grimelords: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then?
bestnatesmithever: When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
nicevagina: Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo.
muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth